Shits n' Giggles

naked-mahariel:

i want this on a t-shirt

naked-mahariel:

i want this on a t-shirt

(Source: spacehamsters, via japhers)

Taystee & Poussey: Realest Muthafuckin’ Friendship Begins

(Source: earmole, via wedontgivethatup)

poogieboogie:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

iguanamouth:

we asked FIFTY STRANGERS to dismantle a BUILDING and use the RESULTING DEBRIS to build a BONFIRE which they will THEN USE to cook the viewers INTERNAL ORGANS and EAT THEM and the RESULTS will WARM YOUR HEART

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

(via japhers)

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

(via psythe)